Celebrities from all walks of life made an appearance at the 4th annual Halloween Event. From icons like Jim Morrison and Andy Warhol to Billy Mays and Frida Kahlo. The stars came out shining and partied till they dropped–again.
And the Oscars for Best Female and Male Dead Celebrity went to
…drumroll please….
Tammy Faye Baker and the King of Pop.
Michael accepted his award by moonwalking to stage, throwing the crowd a little “eee eee” and grabbing his crotch. While an overwhelmed and teary-eyed Tammy Faye thanked who else but the Lord above.
Sources say less than an hour later Ms. Baker was seen stumbling around the party with a bottle of wine looking for her ‘Baby’ referring to Billy Mays. Rumors of a love affair have yet to be confirmed.
Charges have been filed against Bob Ross for defacing Patrick Swazye’s bare chest with ‘happy little trees’. Ross was quoted as saying, “Swazye’s chest just seemed like the perfect canvas.” Swazye’s lawyers would not comment on the ordeal.